15 hours ago with 109,630 notes

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

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16 hours ago with 244,409 notes

ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

2 days ago with 42,095 notes

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

2 days ago with 72,783 notes

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

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2 days ago with 10,063 notes

blakekeith:

End of an era.

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2 days ago with 487,302 notes

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

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2 days ago with 34,338 notes
Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you. Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)

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2 days ago with 241,532 notes

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

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2 days ago with 121,826 notes

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

2 days ago with 534 notes

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2 days ago with 434,838 notes
purfuct:

daniellaanicolee:

em0tionally-vacant:

inthepink:

angels—airwaves:

skeletuns:

pal-ass:

guccih:

the most perfect post on tumblr

this made me cry actually

oh god it is

What book is this! Someone please tell me I need new books to read


How perfect

What is that book?!

omg its 10 thngs we did (and probably shouldnt have) 

purfuct:

daniellaanicolee:

em0tionally-vacant:

inthepink:

angels—airwaves:

skeletuns:

pal-ass:

guccih:

the most perfect post on tumblr

this made me cry actually

oh god it is

What book is this! Someone please tell me I need new books to read

How perfect

What is that book?!

omg its 10 thngs we did (and probably shouldnt have) 

2 days ago with 145,801 notes

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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2 days ago with 167,255 notes
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

Not me (via fvckem)

THANK YOU

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2 days ago with 409,203 notes


Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

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2 days ago with 454,799 notes

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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